two truths and a lie
Okay, okay. So. I never wet the bed; on my way here, I hit a pedestrian; one time I broke my little finger playing volleyball; and I didn‘t like Top Gun Maverick, I thought it was a soulless cash grab and I hate that they pretended there was no CGI even though they did not do any stunt with any of the planes that appear in the movie.
Come on dude, too easy, and that‘s four statements.
Yeaaaah you got me, the new top gun was great. I only care about the big explosions and the homoerotic innuendos.
(Laughs)Wait, (serious) what.
Oh yeah you‘re right that was 4. okay ignore that last one. What‘s your next guess?
So now there‘s two truths and a lie? You peed yourself, broke your finger or hit someone with your car.
(Thinks hard, eureka) yeah!
Oh god i hope you broke your finger.
Hey fuck you, that‘s so rude, I did and it really hurt.
So you‘ve never wet the bed?!
Pff, have you ever heard of a child that never wet the bed?
Wait are you telling me you ran over someone?
What? No! Also, I‘m confused, do they have to be true?
The truths?
No, the lies. True lies only or can i lie about them.
LieS plural? Theres only one lie.
Well yeah but there was also that one about top gun.
Ignore that one, what was the other lie?! Did you break your finger?
I did!
Did. you. kill. someone?
I never said i killed them, i said i ran them over.
No, you said you hit them!
Oh yeah true…
So you did hit them!!
Of course not, i broke my finger tripping over a lego, not playing volleyball.